Tax Quotes

“A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.” […]

“Of life’s two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension.” Anonymous Retrieved April 7, 2025

“People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.” Anonymous Retrieved April 7, 2025 from

“The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.”

“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”

“I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for

“Taxes are the lifeblood of government and no taxpayer should be permitted to escape the payment of his just share