Tax Quotes

“A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.”

“Of life’s two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension.” Anonymous Retrieved April 7, 2025

“People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.” Anonymous Retrieved April 7, 2025 from

“The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.”

“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”

“I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for

“Taxes are the lifeblood of government and no taxpayer should be permitted to escape the payment of his just share